ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko, via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

(via asdfghjkllove)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

image

in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via fuckmestupid)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

(via fuckmestupid)

I may act like I’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance I’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed, via l0-nely)

notes
date
23-04-2014

vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

(Source: tldrwikipedia, via fuckmestupid)

notes
date
22-04-2014

raininq:

i follow back :)

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s, via comforting)

notes
date
22-04-2014
notes
date
22-04-2014

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

(via heyfunniest)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via heyfunniest)

notes
date
22-04-2014

cabbage-vendor:

youraverageinsanity:

petboyfriend:

me avoiding all my responsibilities

did she just kick a laser beam in half

Feminism

(Source: lasenggah, via humoristics)

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

(Source: avoidthoseeyes, via asdfghjkllove)

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

(via theblackd4hlia)