notes
date
01-08-2014

augustracine:

champagne-paradise:

niggasandcomputers:

beautyandvintage:

ghenet:

Lmfaooooooooo

"but iight" lmfao

#SALUTE

LMAOOOOO

HAAAAAAAAAAAA

(via fuckmestupid)

notes
date
01-08-2014

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via humoristics)

notes
date
28-07-2014

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

(via fuckmestupid)

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

(via fuckmestupid)

notes
date
28-07-2014

chicagobasscat:

highhh:

Lmao still reblogging so funny

Amen

(Source: elisabaaby, via massiv3)

notes
date
26-07-2014

terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

(via heyfunniest)

notes
date
26-07-2014

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

image

(via humoristics)

50c:

Came so quick, the sex tape was a vine

(via taint3ed)

notes
date
23-07-2014

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

(via reekhavocc)